FAQ at 12:48 PM

• Who the hell are you?
  
  We're Sean and Katie. Who the hell are you?
  

• Who gives you the right to answer our questions and claim them to be 'honest answers'?
  
  The internet. God. Allah. Your Mom.
  

• Why are you doing this?
  
  Because we're pretty sure we have enough experience between the both of us to answer any questions you might have. Also, we believe in laughing at your problems to make them a bit more bareable. If you're not laughing, we will. We just won't tell you.
  

• What kinds of questions can I ask?
  
  Anything. We don't care. If you need an honest opinion, that's what we're here for. No questions are off limits.* It could be something as simple as "Is my boyfriend cheating on me?" to "Why does my girlfriend's vagina smell?" to "Where can I find AA meetings in my area?". We're here to help no matter how serious or embarrassing it is. We'll cover it all from penis size to computer/HTML questions.
  

• Is my identity protected?
  
  Abso-freakin'-lutely.* We will not disclose your name on this site without your permission. Ever.
  

• How do I submit a question?
  
  E-mail us at AskSeanAndKatie[at]gmail[dot]com
  

• Can I direct a question to just one of you to answer?
  
  Sure. We can't guarantee that the other won't submit his/her opinion. We struggle for power, so our two-cents will be put in wherever it can be.
  

• Are Sean/Katie available to date?
  
  Sean will have sex with anything with a vagina. He requires a clean bill of health from you
  
  Katie requires a criminal background check before any dates are scheduled.
  

• How did the two of you meet? / Are you dating?
  
  Katie was hookin' and Sean was lookin'. In all honesty, we met via MySpace. Katie found Sean's blog and praised his writing and criticized him for not replying to her comments. They soon fell in cyber-platonic-love and have been working together ever since. We are not dating each other. We are both convinced that we are too compatible.
  

*any questions involving engaging in any lewd or criminal acts against a minor will be taken seriously and be turned over to proper authorities. However, if you are trying to find help overcoming such obsessions, we'll do our best to point you in the right direction.